Fact# 6566: Leonardo DiCaprio got his first ?onscreen kiss? from a man!
why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn
my hand slipped.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS
He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).
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Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”“Old sport”
The got very Gatsby very quickly
I WILL GO ON A RAMPAGE DON’T YOU DARE DIMINISH HIS CHARACTER ONE MORE TIME
LOOK AT WHAT HE JUST WENT THROUGH
HE ALMOST LOST HIS DEAR FRIEND
HIS FRIEND WHO JUST SAVED HIS LIFE
AND RISKED EVERYTHING AND PRACTICALLY SINGLE HANDEDLY DEFEATED THE HUNS
AND NOW THE LAW SAYS HE HAS TO KILL THIS AMAZING PERSON
THE LAW HE WAS RAISED BY A MILITARY FAMILY AND SOCIETY TO HONOR AND RESPECT
THE LAW HE, AS A CAPTAIN OF THE ARMY, HAS PROMISED TO LIVE BY
AND IT IS SO INGRAINED IN HIM TO FOLLOW THAT LAW AND THE PUNISHMENT THAT COULD FOLLOW HIM REFUSING TO OBEY COULD BE SERIOUS
HE KNOWS WHAT HE HAS TO DO BUT THIS ISN’T JUST ANY SOLDIER, IT’S HIS FRIEND, HIS HERO
HIS FRIEND, WHOM HE THOUGHT HE KNEW, WHOM HE TRUSTED WITH HIS LIFE, HE JUST FOUND OUT HAS BEEN LYING TO HIM THE ENTIRE TIME
HE’S NOT WHO HE SAID HE WAS, HE’S NOT EVEN A HE, AND HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO TRUST THIS PERSON ANYMORE
IT’S STUPID, BUT HE’S CONFLICTED, AND IT HURTS
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU KNOW WHAT
DO YOU EVEN SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IN THE SECOND GIF
HIS DAD JUST DIED
HIS FATHER DIED YESTERDAY
IN A BATTLE HE COULDN’T EVEN GET TO SOON ENOUGH TO HELP
THEN MULAN TELLS HIM JUST WHY SHE ENTERED THE WAR
TO SAVE HER DAD FROM DYING THE SAME WAY HIS DID
AND YOU CAN SEE THAT IN HIS FACE, HOW MUCH THAT GETS TO HIM
HE IS SO CONFLICTED OVER A MILLION THINGS HERE
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A GAY SCARE WAS THE ONLY THING GOING THROUGH HIS MIND RIGHT NOW
The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks
that’s an alien, that’s an alien dragon baby. that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen
YES FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH I LOVE THIS LIL FUCKER. LOOK AT IT
ohy my fucking god i finally know how my patronus looks like
So of course I read up on it. It’s even more beautiful when it’s in the water, not collapsed like it is on the original pic. It also freakin’ eats Portuguese Man o’Wars. They are also hermaphroditic because, damn, they so pretty, no way are they gonna hit anything but theyselves.
My spirit animal.
nothing will stop me from believing this is a baby lugia